Women over the internet are-SANE/ATTRACTIVE/SINGLE (choose 2)

protip

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 08:38:47 GMT

Girls usually cheat either because they are drunk or out of some twisted sense of revenge because they think you did something wrong.
Sometimes they do it as a bad excuse to break up with you.
And sometimes, women are just plain sluts.

Fullmetal Alchemist remake

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 23:40:02 GMT

check it http://www4.funimation.com/video/?page=video&v=1832

Class Schedule

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:59:23 GMT

MWF: Math: 8am-8:50am, 9am-9:50 am
Philosophy: 10am-10:50am

TR: English: 9:50am-11:05am
Psychology: 11:15am-12:30pm

That's the best I could do since I took so long to register, but I'm pretty happy with it.

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 15:21:35 GMT

I think just about everyone is in love with someone who doesn't love them back.

Stop pretending to be happy

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:06:14 GMT

It saddens me to see someone who is so ashamed of who they really are pretend to be someone else who is happy. Not because they're trying to keep their friends from worrying, because that's never really the case. But because every person they meet and every relationship they get into is a complete lie, and will ultimately fail.

Everyone has their reasons for hating themselves. Maybe they fucked a bunch of guys to try and fill the hole left by their first love. There's the ever popular feeling like your former self was too weak to live in this world. The rare but exceedingly pathetic person who really thinks people aren't good enough for them to be open with.

But whatever the reason, the outcome is always the same. You will never be happy pretending to be someone you're not, no matter how many people you fool. The only way you will ever stop bleeding is to stop cutting yourself, not smear mud on the wound.

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 01:22:16 GMT

We'll all drift apart and I'll never see any of you again, but I want you guys to know that I'll never forget any of you.

Zeitgeist 2-

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 11:09:36 GMT

Watch it, and get an insight to our corrupt government.

Guys

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 10:13:48 GMT

Livejournal is seriously gay. Seriously.

CAN BE CODE LYOKO PORN TIEM?!

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:02:04 GMT

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:30:24 GMT

This chick has 1 week to stop playing me until I drop her ass.

Google Chrome is the shit.

Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:48:35 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17pAe5qSzHw

DL DL DL DL

Sup

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:43:14 GMT

Life is pretty good.

In other news...

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I lol'ed

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 03:33:10 GMT

Batman

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:59:41 GMT

HE NEEDS COUGH DROPS.

A thought for the heart broken.

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 08:46:25 GMT

It's entirely possible that the person you fell in love with was all in your head.

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:43:53 GMT

Japanese Bug Fighting

Sun, 18 May 2008 19:49:40 GMT

It's as cool as it sounds.

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/

Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:51:34 GMT

www.menarebetterthanwomen.com

Oi

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 05:06:26 GMT

Alright, at least I can tell myself that I tried, but if we're to leave eachother for good, could it at least be on good terms, and could I get an apology?

Giving credit where credit is due

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:32:56 GMT

It bugs the shit out of me when someone is egotistical enough to want credit and be recognized for menial tasks. A common example of this is Myspace pictures. Ever see the caption under a picture say "Credit:Douchy Mcdouche"? It's fucking nausiating.

Just because you took a fucking picture you are-

.Not a photographer
.Not talented
.Not "artsy"
.Able to press a button, whoopdeedoo

If you want to be given credit for taking a picture you should-

.Get a real hobby
.Get over it
.Understand there are 6 billion people who could have done the same thing
.Die in a fire

So I ask you as fellow, rational human beings, to not feel like you deserve some kind of recognition for simple things. The fact of the matter is, no one cares, at all, and no one ever will. There is 0% chance that some big wig will be trolling Myspace, looking for the next big talent. So do everyone a favor, and get the fuck over yourself. If you can't, I can help you Map Quest a bridge to jump off of.

Have a nice day :D

Serious moment.

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:12:31 GMT

They were right about you.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Howard-Tool of the Century

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:20:51 GMT

So this kid(yes, kid)Howard writes a little rant about how he hates people who don't talk trash to people's faces(lol irony) on his myspace, which is as follows-

"I don’t have many pet peeves, ask anyone. I’m one of the most laid back people there is to know. But one pet peeve I have, is when people, people who come out of the woodwork, after being away from another persons life, and just make assumptions, and final decisions about something that A. is not ANY of their buisness by ANY means, and B. listen to one side of a story, make a decision, while they dont know even half of the facts dealing with a situation. This is one of the few things that piss me off.

This past week, two of my friends had some issues, and it eventually ended the relationship between them. While this is sad on both parts, (a breakup is never easy) it is normal. People break up all the time, this did not surprise me. What did surprise me though is how people can listen to only one persons side, and not even question the other person involved. Not only that, but they decide to talk shit about that other person. And not even say it to their face, but instead hide like a fucking coward and talk all this shit, and not even once make an effort to contact the other person and get that persons view on it, and then make a decision.

Real fucking class guys. Real fucking class."

Drawn to the profound stupidity of this blog, I replied with sarcasm-

"I'd totally high five Arturo for manipulating Aije into getting what he wanted out of her" (I also linked a picture of Borat with the captions "High Five!")

To which he replied to me via myspace message-

From: glass guy
Date: Mar 31, 2008 5:08 PM
"he didnt manipulate her, you should know the facts about what happened before you run your mouth.
and you're in no fucking position to talk shit about him"

To which I rebuttled-

"I know the facts. Facts are, Aije loved Arturo enough to admit to him all of her past wrong doings, something she has never done for anyone. Fact is, he had already decided to date Ani, weeks to months before he broke things off with Aije. How do I know this? Because it's not like Arturo went on a depression binge and had his itty bitty heart rescued by her. He just jumped ships. So in that time, he occasionally told Aije he loved her, just so she'd keep on pleasing him. Us edumacated persons like to call that manipulation.

I'm not "talking shit". Reach up your skirt, remind yourself you're a man, and pick up a dictionary before you go off on a thoughtless rant."

To which he attempted to defend himself with-

"oh really, and where do you get your facts from because i'm pretty sure neither aije nor arturo told you that, you're just going by one side of the story instead of asking what happened by both sides of the people involved. and no, they were broken up well before he "dated ani" and even now they still arent in a relationship. and arturo occasionally told aije he loved her? you dont have a clue. he told her he loved her consistantly.

and if you knew even half of the shit about the whole story about their relationship, i guarantee you would speak of this differently, but you dont so obviously you're just looking more, and more of an ignorant fool.

second, what does a dictionary have to do with this, and reaching up my skirt to remind me that i'm a man? oh yeah that makes COMPLETE sense, youre a complete fucking fool. and rant? i'm pretty sure two sentences doesnt qualify as a rant, this is, but not my previous message.

i see what everyone said about you, about your character. you really dont know the facts, and you're just making yourself out to be a bigger dumbass than before.

as for having more of a conversation about this, i'm not even gonna bother (therfore i'll block you just so you know) not because i'm "scared" to carry this conversation on, its because i have better things to do then to constantly prove you wrong with each petty message going back and forth.

and as for advice, pick your own battles instead of engageing in other people's buisness, especially with people who dont give a shit about you (aije and arturo).

have a nice life fucking reject"

Woah! We got us an internet tough guy here! Since he blocked me, I'll just write here in hopes someone will tell him about it!

First off, Aije did tell me that. Lawl look on her LJ, it's where I got my "one side of the story", dipshit. Broken up well before he dated Ani? Really? I'm sure Aije has a very different timeline to go against yours. And yes, Arturo and Ani ARE dating, take a look at her myspace. For a friend, you sure don't know jack shit about him. Wasen't my last response enough to show you I know enough about their relationship to decide for myself that what he did was fucked up? You're right, he did tell Aije he loved her constantly, to keep her constantly infatuated with him so she wouldn't see how he was fucking her over. I'm a fool? Who can't even see whats right on front of him? Which is why I suggested picking up a dictionary, since it's apparent you have no concept of the word "ironic". The "rant" I was referring to was your poorly put together pissy fit over people who talk shit. Damn dude, you're stupid huh? You keep calling me a dumbass and such, but really, how do you manage to tie your shoes? You are scared of me, it's pretty obvious that you're physically and mentally threatened by me. Cry moar nub.

Oh oh, another example of irony! Why don't YOU pick YOUR own battles.

Reach up your skirt, remind yourself you're a man, and stop bleeding all over the internet.

And get a fucking haircut.

Why is it 2008

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:42:49 GMT

and there are still girls who don't know how to suck dick?

hehehehehehehehe

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:50:43 GMT

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Watch it

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 19:42:48 GMT

http://zeitgeistmovie.com/main.htm