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[Jun. 5th, 2009|04:38 am] |
Girls usually cheat either because they are drunk or out of some twisted sense of revenge because they think you did something wrong.
Sometimes they do it as a bad excuse to break up with you.
And sometimes, women are just plain sluts. |
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| Class Schedule |
[Dec. 19th, 2008|03:50 pm] |
MWF: Math: 8am-8:50am, 9am-9:50 am
Philosophy: 10am-10:50am
TR: English: 9:50am-11:05am
Psychology: 11:15am-12:30pm
That's the best I could do since I took so long to register, but I'm pretty happy with it. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 8th, 2008|10:21 am] |
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I think just about everyone is in love with someone who doesn't love them back. |
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| Stop pretending to be happy |
[Oct. 29th, 2008|03:57 pm] |
It saddens me to see someone who is so ashamed of who they really are pretend to be someone else who is happy. Not because they're trying to keep their friends from worrying, because that's never really the case. But because every person they meet and every relationship they get into is a complete lie, and will ultimately fail.
Everyone has their reasons for hating themselves. Maybe they fucked a bunch of guys to try and fill the hole left by their first love. There's the ever popular feeling like your former self was too weak to live in this world. The rare but exceedingly pathetic person who really thinks people aren't good enough for them to be open with.
But whatever the reason, the outcome is always the same. You will never be happy pretending to be someone you're not, no matter how many people you fool. The only way you will ever stop bleeding is to stop cutting yourself, not smear mud on the wound. |
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 18th, 2008|09:21 pm] |
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We'll all drift apart and I'll never see any of you again, but I want you guys to know that I'll never forget any of you. |
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| Zeitgeist 2- |
[Oct. 5th, 2008|07:08 am] |
Watch it, and get an insight to our corrupt government.
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| Guys |
[Sep. 27th, 2008|06:13 am] |
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Livejournal is seriously gay. Seriously. |
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| (no subject) |
[Sep. 12th, 2008|09:30 pm] |
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This chick has 1 week to stop playing me until I drop her ass. |
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| Sup |
[Aug. 31st, 2008|07:42 pm] |
Life is pretty good.
In other news...
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net |
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| Batman |
[Jul. 21st, 2008|11:59 pm] |
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HE NEEDS COUGH DROPS. |
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| Oi |
[Apr. 11th, 2008|01:05 am] |
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Alright, at least I can tell myself that I tried, but if we're to leave eachother for good, could it at least be on good terms, and could I get an apology? |
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| Giving credit where credit is due |
[Apr. 5th, 2008|12:23 pm] |
It bugs the shit out of me when someone is egotistical enough to want credit and be recognized for menial tasks. A common example of this is Myspace pictures. Ever see the caption under a picture say "Credit:Douchy Mcdouche"? It's fucking nausiating.
Just because you took a fucking picture you are-
.Not a photographer
.Not talented
.Not "artsy"
.Able to press a button, whoopdeedoo
If you want to be given credit for taking a picture you should-
.Get a real hobby
.Get over it
.Understand there are 6 billion people who could have done the same thing
.Die in a fire
So I ask you as fellow, rational human beings, to not feel like you deserve some kind of recognition for simple things. The fact of the matter is, no one cares, at all, and no one ever will. There is 0% chance that some big wig will be trolling Myspace, looking for the next big talent. So do everyone a favor, and get the fuck over yourself. If you can't, I can help you Map Quest a bridge to jump off of.
Have a nice day :D |
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